June 2010
Things to do at Walmart when you're bored:
As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow, magic!”
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from...
Smoke is fascinating.
“Your task is not to seek love, but merely to seek & find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”
