i saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico
i am 1% evil and 99% hot gas

cock:

block

plasticprince:

soooooo true :)<3

kallascorchrazor:

kallascorchrazor:

if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote

rabioheab:

i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit